I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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