normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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