Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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