normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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