I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
tell me about the fingering
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