I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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