The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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