i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
apparently the secret to your success is patron
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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