girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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