After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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