Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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