I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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