I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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