So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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