thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I think people are normalizing furries
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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