My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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