thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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