I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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