So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I love you.
Bad choice
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