ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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