Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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