just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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