Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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