Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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