How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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