butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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