so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Randomize
