Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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