Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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