Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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