Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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