I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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