if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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