Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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