Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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