Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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