He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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