I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You pole danced in your parka.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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