it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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