I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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