So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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