hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sober January is a disaster.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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