Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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