In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So much Jack, so little girl.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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