he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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