i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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