And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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