Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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