sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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