This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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